Welcome to the Internets my friend, how may I help you?
Are you interested in upgrading your 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line and are you wondering if I am able to provide an IP router that is compatible with your token ring Ethernet LAN configuration? See this or this.
No TV and No Beer Make Homer Go Something Something . . . maybe this?
Questions? Well, I am no ChunkyLover53 but you can reach me at The E-Mail Address of Max Power. And yes. I did get that from a hair dryer, thanks.