Welcome to the Internets my friend, how may I help you?
Are you interested in upgrading your 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line and are you wondering if I am able to provide an IP router that is compatible with your token ring Ethernet LAN configuration? See this, this, or this.
No TV and No Beer Make Homer Go Something Something . . . maybe this?
Questions? Well, I am no ChunkyLover53 but you can reach me at The E-Mail Address of Max Power. And yes. I did get that from a hair dryer, thanks.